My Learning to Knit Story ... A Dramatic Reading
I am sure if you asked the ladies in our stitching group they have blocked out the memory of me learning to knit. For their own sake I hope they have. I have a terrible tendency to 1. panic and 2. over-think everything new. If I catch myself in time I don't share my over-thinking with others because I know it is scary and it proves I am crazy. But sometimes it comes out and sorry, guys. (Still apologizing after all this time.) I scrolled back pages and pages of our stitching group to relive my panic at not being able to do a knit stitch. I could purl, but I could not knit. And even more sad, I thought what I was doing was knit and the purl was the one that was wrong. That was terrible. But that was not the beginning. The VERY beginning was two years prior.
That was a very choppy 24 (ok probably just 2 before I gave up) hours. On a whim, I bought a pair of cheap knitting needles and set about trying to teach myself to knit. I remember this- it was at Michaels and I went to exchange some yarn only to find it was now on sale so I looked around for something that cost a couple of dollars and that was what I got- some Boye knitting needles. I had taught myself to crochet a year or so before with no problem, so I went home thinking I would learn to knit, too, and I was going to be awesome at it. Yessirree!
|My first attempt at the scarf that was meant to be blocks of garter in the center of a stockinette frame. WRONG.|
Fast forward 2 years later. Cold winter Friday and I had picked up more knitting needles- probably identical to the first rejected pair- only this time they were not quite so scary. I was determined and I sat down and I spent all day at it and I did it! I DID IT! I. Could. Knit.!!!!! I was doing it totally wrong. As mentioned before, I could not purl. Only, I could purl but I thought I could not purl. Look at that ^. That is sad. It was very sad. I thought all of that was knitting and the purl was not working. I am very grateful for my knitting friends who held my hand through the whole thing.Again, sorry for my panics. Exerts from my panic:
Ok- this is what I have so far- There is supposed to be garter stitch down the center 12 stitches after the first 8 rows. It does not look a bit different to me at all. I must be doing the purl wrong or something. That took me about 2.5 hrs, sadlySomeone asks me what the other side looks like. Several people agree it does not look different. Finally someone comes in who is not just being polite and begins to hint that I am, in fact, only doing a garter stitch. And rather assbackwardsly.
The other side looks exactly the same. I think I will just call this practice and start again. I can try binding off, at least.This is considered a good choice and proper learning attitude. They are probably all afraid of me at this point. Someone does suggest trying videos. I make excuses why I can't do this AGAIN.
I have looked at more drawings and a video- they all show the purl different. I am just confused now. I was not doing it like any of them, though, so not sure what I was doing.My brain is totally fried by now. I can't even work a computer.
Also can't find, again, where I saved the pattern, so once i find that I will post a screenshot here so you can see what it SHOULD look like.
Sad to say, this was about all I did of that. I was so sick of this pattern I did not want to see it ever again. Also, I decided this yarn sucked. (Check out that mess of a cast-on! haha!)
But HEY! I am now a KNITTER! And what is the first thing we should do?
We should make gloves!
We should make gloves!
(In which I discover that circular needles are no good if they are bigger than the circle you wish to make.)
handwarmer. singular.I could sorta do some ribbing. I never even started the second one. This was enough. I never wore it. Fast forward a couple of months, between which time I have moved to a new town, settled into a new house finally with enough room to have a studio (aka room full of yarn and stuff). And true to my nature, I like to enter a marathon after my first couple of steps. I decide that I am going to a. learn to do cables. b. knit a dog sweater (since crochet dog sweaters are and always have been my specialty) and c. do this using gauge and without a pattern to follow because all the patterns are wrong. d. ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Paypoo's sweater so far... Picked up some Stripes on clearance (the only way I would pay that much for acrylic!) and have compiled a few patterns to try to get the sweater I want. Funny how you still can't find sweaters to fit her even if you make them... and she has also gotten fat since last sweater I made her- her measurements have gone up considerably! hahaha
ah- and also was going to mention... my cute little acrylic circulars that Kate (former foster dog) destroyed now make excellent cable needles. I knew I held onto those for a reason!Ironically, I still do not own cable needles. I always do tiny cables and have never needed one. Maybe someday I will get more into that- but not yet. And also, not sure what I thought were so cool about acrylic needles back then. Pretty colors I reckon. I have since broken all of them. Also, they are not sharp.
Completed Sweater OFF the dog
Completed Sweater ON the dog
STILL too big in the neck :P
(GOSH AIN'T SHE DARLIN!)
So, that is my knittin' story. Or, how I learned to knit without anyone dying. And just like crochet, the first project I completed was a sweater for BabygirlPaypoo. <3
So, since I wrote all of this to enter The Blog It To Win It Contest, I had better add the rest of it according to the rules: My prize package would consist of:
(This was so hard to decide. I spent more time looking than I spent writing out all my usual braindrain of a narrative!) BUT...
Apparel Sewing Basic Starter Kit 45.00 (For my daughter, the budding seamstress and generally deserving of all the cute clothes!!) (so of course that means we will both use these prizes to make things for the baby and the dogs :P)
Good Luck to all! Thanks for making me take a break from knitting babylegs to write this! .
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